Listerine Dissolving White Strips

Big thumbs down. It was a great idea. Maybe my expectations were too high. I'm sure this product will be improved under other brand names. The taste was atrocious.

Getting the strip out of the package was a pain. Once the strip was put on the teeth - it would not come off. I would try to pry it off or gargle or something to try to dissolve it, but I'm afraid of it hitting my taste buds anymore.

So since it's unforgiving and stuck where it's at - the bottom half of my teeth will be nice and white. I'm typing while these strips are stuck to my teeth and I'm trying to hold it together and give them a fair chance. I feel like Elf when he sprayed the fruit perfume in his mouth. eeeeehhhhh!!!

I give these strips a HUGE BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

My free samples didn't come with enough information. I don't know how long these things will last. The material is like that of a tougher breath strip.

As I said - it was a good idea, but I would wait for newer versions to pop up before I'd buy.

And I'm sure once you use them a couple times getting them on the teeth properly wouldn't be too tough. I did it without a mirror.

I'm sticking with my crest whitestrips and/or dentist whitening (I've used both).

I was only sent two samples so I have no clue if these puppies whiten effectively. My teeth are pretty white to begin with.

The mere fact that they are so difficult to deal with makes their whitening power a non issue since there are so many other effective products out there.

Again: Good idea, bad execution.

COOKIES!!!

Murray Sugar Free Fudge Dipped Shortbread cookies. That's right they're sugar free - but they don't taste like it.

These babies curb my sugar/chocolate cravings and I don't have to feel guilty about it. Sugar free and only 140 calories for 5 cookies. FIVE!

No cholesterol and 2 grams of protein!

Murray also has chocolate chip, shortbread, fudge dipped vanilla wafers, and vanilla wafers.

I'll be trying them all and I'll let you know how they are OR feel free to comment and let me know what you think about all the varieties of Murray Sugar Free cookies.

For more info visit www.murraysugarfree.com


EDIT/UPDATE: The Murray thin mints taste just like the Girl Scout cookies. The chocolate chip cookies taste sugar free...I'm picky about my chocolate chip cookies, but these are a thumbs down for me. The rest of them so far have been delicious though.

Chapped Lips, buh bye.

While waiting for my new samples to review, I suddenly remembered one of my products I received nearly a year ago that is review worthy.

Oasis mouthwash from the makers of Sensodyne.

Now it's regular mouthwash so my biggest complaint is that it does not leave my mouth with the tingly minty fresh feeling. Although some people find that a plus.

This product was designed to fight dry mouth. I never thought of myself having dry mouth, but dry lips are a symptom and I have the driest lips of anyone I know.

I tried this product and my lips felt hydrated for once. Oasis and some new lip products I've happened upon...I hope to have beautifully smooth lips very soon.

Calm response to rant.

Okay so here's where I admit that we will be making much more money soon considering our business ventures (but they don't know that) AND we're not living in a shack by any means. 2 bed, 2 bath 1300 sq feet....4 'sparkling' pools, 24 hour fitness center, saunas, 2 car garage, etc, etc, etc.

But we're ready to move for various purposes including trying to save every penny toward the biggest bestest house out there for us ;-) So downsizing from 1300 sq ft isn't easy. It would have been easier with these floorplans and prices. Check out Peine Lakes and O'Fallon Lakes in Wentzville/O'Fallon (Missouri of course)areas. Apartments.com, rent.com, or forrent.com all give sufficient information on them, I believe. And who knows - maybe a reader out there will find these lovely apartments useful. It pays to make no money - who'da thunk it :P

Apartment Hunting - my rant.

So I should write a book when we're done. Apartments just aren't designed to my standards. Hey, all I need to do is tweak a couple little things with each apartment we've been to and it would be the perfect place. Everyone runs into this problem so why do all the apartment companies think that they appeal to the masses.

Every apartment I've ever been to or read reviews for or talked to people about is what is SETTLED on - not what we're all truly looking for in our perfect apartment. And funny enough what most of the general public is looking for - is very similar.

So, to the powers that be, hire me to design your apartment plans - oh I'll remember that you have to cut costs by shoving the washer/dryer in a hole by the kitchen. I'll remember that it is too costly to put a few inches of insulation so we can't hear the neighbors pounding their kids' heads into the ground (or is that just them walking NORMALLY across our heads???).

I'll remember all those things and still find a way to allow people to live happily in an apartment community.

Also...what is up with these tax break communities. GIVE ME A BREAK FOR ONCE!!!

Guess what I found out...we make too much money to live in BRAND SPANKING NEW apartment complexes with the best floorplans and ammenities.

When the lady told us that, I almost cried and threw something at the same time. Instead I sat with something that resembled a grin glued to my face, in shocked and stunned rage and silence. "Thank you."

Brand new everything and we're OVER QUALIFIED????? For a couple we would have to make under 35,000 a year to live there! IN ST LOUIS! WHAT?! So we get the crappy run down oh I mean 'updated' buildings - while they get the BRAND NEW STAINLESS appliances with the beautiful pool and gorgeous, spacious floorplans?! I fell in love with that floorplan - the least they could have done was to warn us on the website - oh but no - they suck you in advertising all over the place to anyone and everyone and then let you down with two questions. How many people will be living there? What's your income? BAM - the shaft!

I hope you enjoy your brand new digs while we, making a mere six thousand dollars more a year, get railroaded by our worthless school loan payments and other debts - yet still have to pay top price for 30 year old apartments. Bravo to the economy and these tax wormholes. Thank you for looking out for us. We greatly appreciate it (if you couldn't tell).

In happier news: I am down about 2 more pounds. So are the days of our lives.